Hmmm what can i say about University life? That its fun and wild and being poor sucks ass?! Lol.
Before i got to Uni, i thought... Damn for the next 3 years of my life im gonna be working my ass off studying and shi*t. a Month into Uni and its one hour lectures, 3 lectures in one day if im lucky... This is easier then school lol. But im sure things will pick up and my time will be spent on more whorthwhile causes other then going to the local bars and clubs and getting hammered ending up talking to complete strangers about the facts of life. Waking up in the morning to find yourself sleeping on your mates floor when your flat is only just next door. Haha, crazy times i can tell you.
Then there are the Univeristy hotties you come across... damn when you were back in school you used to get little scrawny girls with faces cached in makeup, smoking in the corner of the playground thinking they were so grown up. Now in University you get grown up women ranging from the ages of 18-40+ but i havent tried speaking to the mature woman yet... These 18+ women who have just left home, turn into this wild, partying and very horny animal. Yes i have come across these very interesting creatures... they fascinate you with their curvy shape and long flowing sexy hair, and when they look at you with those sexy eyes you cant help yourself but go upto them and mumble something idiotic in the attempt to mate with such creatures. haha... Ohand some of them are creatures of some sort not all Univeristy women are fine creatures of pleasure, no some scare the pants off oyu if you met them in a dark alley, but lets not go into that it brings back bad memories.
Moving onto Student food, its fast and can be very bad for you if you dont get a right balance. Yes after coming back from a hard day at University (3 hours) you wantnothing better to do then to slump in your bed waiting for your pizza to finish in the microwave so you can tuck and watch tv whilst eating. Dishes scattered all over the kitchen because no one can be bothered or has the energy to clean up. Whilst your sitting in your room eating and watching tv. the phone rings and its your friends calling up to see if you fancy going out again, rather then say n i have work to do, you are compelled to join your fellow Comrades in even more drinking sessions. Starting from 3 right till 2am in the morning. Of course regurgitating some of what you drank to make more room for drink. What a life!
