YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!!
I still have one week left of my winter break. This is great; not only do I get to relax and hang with my chums, but I get to recollect all my thoughts and stock up on lined paper for my work. Hopefully it will not be tooooo hectic when I get beack because we are going to start reviewing for our exams! YIKES! Every time I have to take exams I freak out about it and go beserk. Hopefully I can cram successfully this time....This is turning out to be a totally rad break; for my birthday mum got me Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail. It is absolutely hilarious! I have not laughed so much at a video in a lllooooonnnng time. My favorite scene is the one with the knights of Ni in it....HEAD KNIGHT OF NI:
Ni!
KNIGHTS OF NI:Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!ARTHUR:Who are you?HEAD KNIGHT:We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!RANDOM:Ni!ARTHUR:No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!HEAD KNIGHT:The same!BEDEVERE:Who are they?HEAD KNIGHT:We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'!RANDOM:Neee-wom!ARTHUR:Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale.HEAD KNIGHT:The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand a sacrifice.
ARTHUR:Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.HEAD KNIGHT:Ni!KNIGHTS OF NI:Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!...ARTHUR:Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!HEAD KNIGHT:We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.ARTHUR:Well, what is it you want?HEAD KNIGHT:We want... a shrubbery![dramatic chord]ARTHUR:A what?KNIGHTS OF NI:Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!ARTHUR and PARTY:Ow! Oh!ARTHUR:Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery.HEAD KNIGHT:You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive.ARTHUR:O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.HEAD KNIGHT:One that looks nice.ARTHUR:Of course.HEAD KNIGHT:And not too expensive.ARTHUR:Yes.HEAD KNIGHT:Now... go!
so hilarious!I laugh ever harder each time I watch it. I wonder what happened to the Knights of Ni in the end. When the police inspect the shrubbery it looks as though it was first trampled and then left derelict. Maybe the Knights were arrested. I hope not; they are the funniest characters in the whole movie, apart from Tim the Enchanter and the killer bunny which likes to sever off people's limbs with it's vicious long pointy teeth. I went to a dance last week but it was horrible; nobody wanted to dance and the music sucked! The least they could have done was play some rock but all they played was hip-hop and rap, neither of which I can stand in the least (except Eminem). I have no idea why no-one wanted to dance with me, apart from the fact I was wearing my yarmulkeh....I don't see why that should be such a major turn-off for people, except if they find Jewish people to be 'offensive' in some manner or form. There were a lot of people there I didn't know, which was kind of annoying yet fun because I got to act like a total douche and no-one will ever know! It was great! That part was great but the dance overall sucked badly....if that youth group ever puts on another dance I will not go because it was soooo bad. Not only was the music bad but the dj was terrible and kept making the music all weird sounding. Hopefully there will be a heavy metal dance/concert sometime soon that I can go to!
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