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Abyss of the Oracle

  Writing which continues to flow from my fingers and into the keyboard, without my consent or consolation....
Monday, April 09, 2007
LOUD NOISES
see, very loud noises!!!

AND DON'T FORGET THE FLYING HEDGEHOGS.... (dramatic music plays in background)

----------->SCENE ONE

Announcer: We are here today to witness....(is drowned out by booing noise from crowd)

Arthur (man in crowd): It's all a lie!!!

Announcer (screams loudly): ENOUGH I SAY!! ENOUGH!!

(crowd boos even louder)

Announcer: LOOK! Here they come....(points to a large black cloud appearing in sky)

(People run out onto the soccer field)

Diane (woman in crowd): ARGRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! (faints)

Announcer: 'Tis the apocalypse of the....the....the.... (runs out of breath, gasps)

(Flying hedgehogs appear directly overhead------>total pandemonium on the soccer field below)

Richard (man in crowd): ------->(drops dead from heart attack)

Announcer: (regains breath)..... 'TIS THE APOCALYPSE OF THE FLYING HEDGEHOGS!!!! (cue Star Wars theme) 

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Published by Broderick: 2:05 AM


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