Words of Wisdom 

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Never spit against the wind.

If all else fails, pull the trigger"

to save time, assume i know everything!

don't drink n drive, smoke weed n fly!!!

if someone don't like you, they can go f*ck themselves!!!!!!!!

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."

"I had a handle on life. But It Broke."

Pain is weakness leaving the body."

"Everything is ok in the end, if it's not ok, it's not the end."

"Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray to God you don't multiply!"

If water was Vodka,
And I was a duck. I would swim to the bottom,
And never come up.
But waters not Vodka,
And I'm not a duck.
So pass the Vodka,
And shut the f*ck up!

sex is like pizza, when its good, its good, when its bad..... its still pretty good

plz dont play with me my paper heart might bleed