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Bigdix

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Monday, July 19, 2004

Haha found this guide I wrote a couple years ago...thought i whip it back out and added a couple of things to it.

BIGDIX GUIDE TO CHINESE GUYS(and GIRLS)

1.) First thing First...we can ride. But we prefer to ride
     bicycles.
2.) Some eyes are slantier than others. Check out my
      homie slanteye.
3a.)Yes we all know Kung Fu. From the dawn of time.
3b.)I am NOT a ninja or knows karate. Thats some
      japanese shi*t.
4.) Rice intake on a regular basis is mandatory..or else chinaman goes weak
5.) No my family don't operate a laundromat, corner store, or a takeout joint.
6.) Chop Suey and Lemon Chicken is fake chinese food. And fortune cookies came form the states.
7.) Yes my parents drives a Mercedes...but that doesn't mean i drive a honda. MUGEN.
8.) China will take over the world. I am currently accepting applications for candidates that wants to work at my rice paddies.
9.) All chinese people don't look alike...we don't look like koreans or japanese either. All white people look alike.
10.) Last but not least, pretty much everything is made in china. I am. So is the monitor you are staring at. SO next time you see a chinaman, HOLLA at him~

If you got offended by this post, suck it deep. it's a joke aite...laced with hard facts. educmacate yoself.

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Posted on Sep 13, 2006 OFFLINE Karma: From: dumpster_spice 25, Whistler but VernGully OG, British Columbia, CA
	word to that... sometimes i get bummed out thinking my vision is hindered by my eyes which only open half way, but then i only try to think on the bright side that i no longer work 18 hour days for three cents an hour burning my hands on melted plastic dildo molds. don't hate on japs, our adult movie industry is lucrative

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