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Haha found this guide I wrote a couple years ago...thought i whip it back out and added a couple of things to it.

BIGDIX GUIDE TO CHINESE GUYS(and GIRLS)

1.) First thing First...we can ride. But we prefer to ride
     bicycles.
2.) Some eyes are slantier than others. Check out my
      homie slanteye.
3a.)Yes we all know Kung Fu. From the dawn of time.
3b.)I am NOT a ninja or knows karate. Thats some
      japanese shi*t.
4.) Rice intake on a regular basis is mandatory..or else chinaman goes weak
5.) No my family don't operate a laundromat, corner store, or a takeout joint.
6.) Chop Suey and Lemon Chicken is fake chinese food. And fortune cookies came form the states.
7.) Yes my parents drives a Mercedes...but that doesn't mean i drive a honda. MUGEN.
8.) China will take over the world. I am currently accepting applications for candidates that wants to work at my rice paddies.
9.) All chinese people don't look alike...we don't look like koreans or japanese either. All white people look alike.
10.) Last but not least, pretty much everything is made in china. I am. So is the monitor you are staring at. SO next time you see a chinaman, HOLLA at him~

If you got offended by this post, suck it deep. it's a joke aite...laced with hard facts. educmacate yoself.

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Published by Bigdix: 2:00 AM
Updated On: 6/22/2006 at 8:53 PM

5/5/2004

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

BIGDIX GUIDE TO BIG BLACK (GUYS)

1.) BIG BLACK is big. He can squash YOU AND ME with his thumb.

2.) ZEUS is big too.

3.) Don't act a fool in front of Big Black.

4.) I told Big Black that I am Big Yellow. HE laughed and I said we shall form a new security company called Rotten Banana.

5.) Big Black don't allow 14 yr olds here. or 15 or 16 or 17. See YA.

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28/4/2004

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

BIGDIX GUIDE TO JODI'S BIRTHDAY

It's JODI's birthday so in case you don't know what to do, here it is.
1. Bring her presents
2. Give her a big KISS
3. Find out what number you are if you are a boy. Last time i check i was 83.
4. Ask her for her autograph (she got a band which i m in)
5. Bring her candy
6. Bring her gelato
7. Bring her yams
8. Bring her muffins
9. Bring her sushi
10.Bring her cookies
11. Find out again what number you are if you are a boy. If you've done all this maybe you'll jump 2 spots. maybe 1.
12. Happy birthday JODI!!!! Love ya.

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14/8/2003

Thursday, August 14, 2003

Team Boardroom

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2/7/2003

Wednesday, July 02, 2003

****NEWSFLASH****
--Due to rules and regulations, No one under 18 is permitted to view my profile. 2 pieces of ID is mandatory for entry and this security measure will be strictly enforced. (with the exception of certain indivduals)Thank you for your cooperation.

--Buy your sh*t at the Boardroom

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26/6/2003

Thursday, June 26, 2003

***IMPORTANT NOTICE***

The Position of Fan Handling has been filled by PowderHo. To all other applicants, better Luck next time.

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