Define yourself in 3 words...

Better Than You

What is your favorite TV show?

Red Dwarf, or Farscape. Im a loser like that.

Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?

I'd probably kick him and tell him to have some goddamn self-re-cocking-spect! You don't ask for change, you mug people for it. These people have to learn to work for things

Where do you want to travel next?

Norway

What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out

I'd say "Micheal, I'm Flattered. Sort out your money problems, put a bag on your head and one on mine incase yours falls off, and we'll talk.. as long as you're rich."

What is your favorite food?

You can't make me choose! it'd be either KFC, Chicken Chow Mein or Pizza.

Do you read harry potter books?

f*ck No, what are we? 12?

What is your favorite place?

Lancaster, with the right people.

If you could have one super human power what would you choose?

I'd need a comedy superpower I think, Biscuit Levitation or the ability to make peoples trousers fall down.

Have you had a beer in the last week?

why yes, yes I have. It'd be rude not to.

How tall are you?

6' 1" / 6' 2" last time I checked

Do you like bananas?

no, can't stand them actually.

Todays thought for the day is a morality lesson on 3 things we all know are fun to mix, but shouldnt really be.

We've all been there, Propping up the bar in some club somewhere. One minute drinking flaming sambucas the next feeling drowsy, and finally waking up in the burns unit, or worse waking up in the bed of an unidentified stranger. All part of being young I suppose, we shouldnt take it too seriously we're told, after all we are young. Damn Right! but hey, dont come crying to me in 10 years time when she shows up at your door with a child doing a very bad impression of your face asking for a large amount of money, or it burns when you pee in the morning. That kinda shi*t can really mess up your day so try and be good yeah, especially as whit monday is almost here and just about everyone in Lancashire is going to be completely battered from about 11am.