Words of Wisdom
"Failures are made only by those who fail to dare, not by those who dare to fail."
"Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!" -- Cartman
"Damn, shi*t, respect my f*ckin' authority" -- Cartman
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We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live." -- Dr. Doctor (Southpark)
Mrs. Cartman: Doctor, did you find out what's wrong with him?
Doctor: I'm afraid he's running out of time.
Mrs. Cartman: Why, what's wrong with him?
Doctor: It's his time. It's running out.
Mrs. Cartman: What can we do?
Doctor: Well, I suppose we can try a time transplant. I'll have to call a specialist.