I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?
Soooo, you wanna make out, or what?
You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
I only have 12 hours to live! Please don't let me die a virgin!
What winks and makes love like a panther? (What?) -wink
You're so cute you make Hello Kitty look like Quasi-moto.
Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.
My love for you is like diareah..it never ends!
Do you raise chickens?... cause you sure did raise my cock!
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called McGorgeous.
I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty.
Hey baby do you want to go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
They call me coffee cause i grind so fine
He: Is that shirt felt?
She: No
He: Would you like it to be?
Date me or i'll shoot you!
You'll do.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
I love the way you move; like butter on a bald monkey.
I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...
(Guy) I'm a terrorist and I have a weapon of ass destruction in my pants.
You might as well sleep with me because im going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Look, im either going to ur place with you, or behind you..... Your choice
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
Let's fight under the covers!!!
"You remind me of cheese..."I LIKE cheese."
My love for you is about as fat as you are!
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Published by BarSCnE: 10:33 AM
Updated On: 1/19/2007 at 10:34 AM
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