ME? I have been trying to develop a formula for stopping motion wile still having the power of selective motion. ever get in a bar fight and wish you could watch 5 guys try to kick your ass but they just cant seem to hit you. well with patients and a keen understanding of time you can control every movement around you. I’m close. Time is all we have so if we don't have it we have nothing meaning time transformation right? You know this though. Anyway. i traveled trough time twice by accident and once by way of insanity witch i provoked so it was deliberate. Being insane is far worst than what i would get out of time travel so i stopped insaning. i liked being insane but people disappear when you go nuts and you walk around thinking there not there. You can't see them at all. So some time you go to take a shi*t and your taking a shi*t on someone’s lap. They get f*ckin pissed and all of a sudden your getting thrown around the bathroom and because you can't see anyone you think its poltergeists and you go more crazy. Being insane is twisted. But completely achievable to anyone willing. anyhoo, when insane i capture the crystal of apples. Its a pretty cool chrismal but defiantly belongs to the fomose people and not me. Normally time piracy is cool with me but the fomose people are so f-in stupid that with out there stupid crystal they reproduce. So i put it back. Ethics is one of my strong qualities. the other two times i traveled accidentally i was sipping a regular cup of dr pepper, yes i said cup (plastic) not mug and def not glass. The cup was making bubble sounds and when i put my ear to the mouth i was swallowed into a galacticon age many more years before time. It was incredibly boring there except for the excessive orgy bang sessions. That was cool but after my 5th stint with gonorrhea i said "this is F-ed" and peaced. i jammed the remaining pieces of plastic cup into my nipple and jetted back or maybe it was forward to 2007 ad. Any way the whole things boring as hell but its life i guess