The greatest lies of all time:
I love you
This won't hurt a bit
The cheque's in the mail
I was just going to call you
Of course I'll respect you in the morning
We have a really challenging assignment for you
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you
FOOT: A device for finding furniture in the dark
HEALTH: The slowest possible rate of dying
KARAOKE: A Japanese word meaning tone deaf
PHILOSOPHY: A study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
POVERTY: Having too much month left at the end of the money.
SLEEP: A poor substitute for caffeine
SLEEP: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
SUSHI: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'
And out of the chaos, a voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it can always be worse".
And I smiled, and I was happy, and it did get worse.
